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think outside the box!
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,
When you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
Bus:


1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.


2. An old friend who once saved your life.


3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there
Could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue
Reading.


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part
Of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is
Going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take
The old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be
The perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able
To find your perfect mate again.






YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS...................




The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
Coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car
Keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I
Would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'


Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
Thought limitations.


Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'




HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put
Her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood
Of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.


God, I just love happy endings!

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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French Kissing Competition
£10 000 first prize to kiss full on for 5 minutes!

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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French Kissing Competition
£10 000 first prize to kiss full on for 5 minutes!

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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Piss Powered Car Whatever Next????
You don't want to park in front of his house lolol

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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Ever Heard of a Weatherstone?
it seems to work! lol

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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Funny Holes
good reason not to do drugs! or shoplift!

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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Europe v USA
go on go on admit it's funny even if you're American

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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The Human Body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men reading this are still checking their thumbs!

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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Pharmacist Joke
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he''d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I''m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl''s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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Sperm Bank
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.

She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!"

"I dont care, open it now!!!" he replies.

So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???"

"DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.

Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

     coopes64 submitted 1 year ago
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