Funny Golf Terms
A Sally Gunnell – not pretty but a good runner
A Paris Hilton – an expensive hole
A Dennis Wise – a nasty 5 footer
A Maradona – a very nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie – impossible to read
A Rio Ferdinand – lipped out
A Rock Hudson – looked straight, but wasn’t
A Cuban – needs one more revolution
An Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim
A Hitler – two shots in the bunker
An Arafat – ugly and buried in the sand
A Kate Winslett – a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Kate Moss – thin and close to rough
A Gerry Adams – playing a Provisional
A Glen Miller – kept low and didn’t make it over the water
An Arthur Scargill – a great strike but a poor result
A Rodney King – over-clubbed
An O. J. – got away with it
A Paula Radcliffe – not as ugly as a Gunnell but still a good runner
A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver
A Robin Cook – just died on the hill
A Michael Jackson – too high to make it
A Douglas Bader – looked good in the air, but didn’t have the legs
An Arsene Wenger – never saw it
A Ken Livingstone – quite far left
A Jean-Marie LePen – a long way right
A Ladyboy – looks like an easy hole but not what it seems
An elephant’s arse – high wide and sh*tty
A condom – safe but didn’t feel real good
A circus tent – a BIG top
An Anna Kournikova – looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones – nasty kick when you’re not expecting it
A Ryanair – regular flight but lands a long way from the objective
A Blondie – a fair old crack
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