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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. John asks Sam if he has a lighter. He replies, and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.

Surprised John asks "Where did you get this?"

Sam replies " Oh I have a personal genie."

John asks "Can I make a wish?"

Sure says Sam "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"

"Ok I will" says John as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks what he wants.

John says "I want a Million Bucks"

The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head.

John looks at Sam, "Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"

Sam replies "Do you realy think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?"

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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "Ill bet you five dollars you cant. Its too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. Thats from your Grandma."

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